Guess what today is?

I wasn't real sure if I was going to do the "Not Me! Monday" this week since last week was pretty rough with the hair deal and all.

I also thought of not doing it, because maybe my image was being tarnished from all the Not Me's. What image you ask? You know the one. Don't you think I'm like the June Cleaver type? heh! (Yes, someone did actually tell me that once! Scott almost fell over laughing when I told him.) I was just hopin' that everyone thought that I cooked everything from scratch and sweet husband would come home to the smell of apple pies cooling on the window sill, my house looking pristine and me polishing my halo every evening. Ummm....guess not, huh? Oh well. Here goes my "Not Me! Monday". Have fun!

• I did not drive aout 40 miles this morning to 3 different places looking for a McCain/Palin yard sign so I could give my neighbors something to talk about. I know that wasn't me because gas is too expensive for me to waste it on such silly things. And then, I didn't drive another 40 miles to drop one off for my sister and one for my Mom. :)

This is not a "borrowed" sign!


• While driving those 40 miles, I absolutely did not for one split second think about "borrowing" one from the side of the road. I would never do something like that.


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  I did not spend the last 3 days enticing Scott to eat everything that he shouldn't on his diet because I hate to be a loser and he's lost double of what I have! That would be mean and selfish and my sweet husband knows how very proud I am of his hard efforts! (By the way, he definitely did not take the bait!)


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  I positively did not leave my cell phone in the car while I was having lunch with AJ today and the school and Scott were trying incessantly to get ahold of me because Kai had fallen and needed stitches. No. I really am responsible. I am well aware that the reason I have a cell phone is in case of emergencies and not to chit-chat when I am bored in traffic.

Poor little guy lucked out and instead of getting 3 stitches, they were able to hold it together with Steri-strips.

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  I definitely did not stand in a fire ant pile, while the ants were biting and crawling up my legs. although I desperately wanted to scream and jump. I also did not try to play it off and act cool because I was in front of all the young Moms in the new playgroup I just joined. That would be just ridiculous. I am a mature, woman who does not need to look "cool" in front of the Moms in their 20's with babies the same age as mine.


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  I did not smile *big* when I saw my number go up on the Follow Me tab in the sidebar. Those figures mean nothing and it's just plain silly to want to have people following the craziness in your life.

For those that missed it: Sweet husband ratted me out and left this comment:

Your Husband Who Loves You has left a new comment on your post "Guess what today is?":

You did what? I knew it! I knew something evil was going on everytime you came at me with those slices of pizza, and that birthday cake!Hey! I have a NOT ME also! It wasn't me who went along with my wife who said, " Let's go to Outback Steakhouse for dinner "! And it wasn't me again who changed his mind about eating grilled shrimp and a salad, to a Blooming Onion and 1/2 rack of ribs and a salad, which was ok. UNTIL YESTERDAY! It WASN'T ME, "Mr. Atkins Dieter", Mr. " Only 25 grams of carbohydrates a day ", that went online to find out that a BLOOMING ONION WAS 296 grams!!! AAAUGHHH!!! For my diet that's 9 days worth of food! NOT ME NOT ME! Please say it wasn't meeeeeee!