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Monday, June 29, 2009

top 12 indicators of a bad economy


12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all.

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.


9 comments :

Holly said...

Oh my gosh O- #1 is my favorite too.
You're a hoot girl! I love your sense of humor!

Lori said...

HAAAAA!!! That is great! I really needed a laugh this morning..thanks!

Leslie Jackson said...

I love it!

sara said...

those are awesome!!! I needed that laugh today!!!

Tami said...

Thanks for the laugh O...My favorite is the last one as well:-). Too funny!!

Love and hugs,
Tam

geminirn said...

LMAO!!!YOU ARE TOO FUNNY..................I LOVE IT!!

Aus said...

Nice work O - I may have to do one for Cincinnati City Government!

hugs - aus and co.

Faith Imagined said...

Haha!

Wendy said...

Thanks, I needed that!!

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