This was 7: 15 this morning. Before coffee (me, not them!).
(For the full effect: Turn up your volume (by 100 decibels), scroll down to the bottom and turn off the background music.)
...after telling the kids over and over how incredibly awesome Jesus is and how much He loves them, Kai and I have this conversation:
KAI: (while sitting in timeout for not listening) Mama, I mad at you! I going to Heaven to be with Jesus!
ME: (after recovering from the shock of hearing those words) Oh, Kai. I would be so sad! If you go to Heaven, I won't see you for a long, long, time. I would miss you so much.
KAI: No, you won't. Because I'm only going for three weeks. I be back!
A couple of days later, we had this conversation:
KAI: Mama, does everybody go to Heaven?
ME: No Kai. Only people that really love Jesus and are good people go to Heaven.
KAI: (whose wheels I could see spinning in his little head) Well, where do bad people go?
ME: Bad people who don't try to be good and who don't love Jesus go to a bad place where there is fire and monsters.
KAI: What's that place called? Is it in Heaven?
ME: (already trying to squirm out of the conversation because I could already see where it was going) No, it's not in Heaven. It's in a bad place and it's called hell.
KAI: (turning with pointed finger to Anna Grace who had just walked into the room) You better be good cuz not, you go to hell!
AUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't ask for a better life filled with lots of kids, an adoring husband, chaos, laughter and more love than you can imagine! That's my life....and I love it!